Posted 6 years ago
sp4cec4det:
“ pro tip: if your dad thing ever makes you stay in the house fuck shit up. turn human. fuck with his potions. let all the fucking ocean creatures into your house. turn your sisters into large golden fish. you’re five
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sp4cec4det:

pro tip: if your dad thing ever makes you stay in the house fuck shit up. turn human. fuck with his potions. let all the fucking ocean creatures into your house. turn your sisters into large golden fish. you’re five

Posted 6 years ago

lmaonade:

paczkickyourface:

lmaonade:

devil may happy :)

Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?

critique my post ever again and devil may angry

Posted 6 years ago

satanic-canadian:

yermemeblog:

That one friend who takes sneezing to a whole new level.

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wallcrawler-exmachina:

pwapboi:

centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.

Oh. This. I don’t like this.

Posted 7 years ago

popokko:

me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing

thing: *breaks*

me:

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

inkskinned:

As an educator, I hate the bell curve system, but I really hate teachers who say, “You won’t get an A in my class.” It’s not just because it causes students to begin the semester with a feeling that they will fail the course: it’s because it is the teacher admitting to their own failure to teach. 

We are literally paid to teach a full curriculum. “I don’t give out A’s” to me translates to “I cannot 100% do my job.” There is no reason a good teacher can’t give you an 80-100% understanding of what is in the course. It’s our job to make sure you understand as much as we can. 

A class average of 50 is isn’t a statement of how hard the material is. It’s a statement that the teacher cannot complete 50% of their job.

My grandfather was a professor and he always felt this way. He had colleagues who were very proud of their failing statistics and he always said that if students were failing, the teacher was failing. Your job is to teach them to understand the subject matter.

Posted 8 years ago

nonis:

They protect and also attack.

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